princess nightmare

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

For any relocated TikTok users

Me with diabolik lovers

Teachers when a child shows a single ounce of individuality or creativity:

As a teacher: the big sharpener should have just made her laugh. It’s funny.

I hope I'm not dampening the humor by saying kids in my school were effing nuts and did SH behaviours by dismantling the sharpeners and using them to... You know. Kids have a wide ass imagination but you never know how they may use them. (For context this was in fifth grade)

If Hadestown has a moral, she says, then it’s “you have to try, you have to have hope, not because success is a given – it’s not. Orpheus fails. We heroicise” – here she breaks off to apologise that jet lag has led to her making up words – “we heroicise Orpheus not because he succeeds but because he tries, and that endeavour alone is worthwhile. How to live, and not merely survive, is to believe things could change.”

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since everyone's dunking on people for paying for ad-free (usually for mobile bc they don't know how else to get rid of them) instead of suggesting alternatives (shocker):

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.