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let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

#language

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clytemnestraaa

u all should reblog this and tell me what song you thought was the deepest shit ever at 11 years old lol. i’ll go first it was dear mister president by the dixie chicks and also what if god was one of us by joan osborne

#breakaway kelly clarkson #although I think I was twelve #at 11 it was probable eleanor rigby or some other rbeatles song #idk I didn't listen to that much english pop music until high school

voyaging-too

It's so important to acknowledge the very real and sometimes truly horrible failings of the healthcare profession and the pharmaceutical industry while never ever ever letting them drive us into the arms of pseudoscientific bullshit. This is something I feel really strongly about.

stonelions

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

tourfilm

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

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asthedeathoflight

ART: hmm not so sure about this Tarik guy. He's been part of my crew for over a year, but i still think his background in the corporation rim makes him potentially too unstable for anti-corporate espionage. Hello, rogue secunit i have known for approximately a week and a half and who I watched slaughter an entire shuttle of corporates that one time. I have decided you will make all security decisions instead.

MB, employing powers of selective hearing usually only seen in humans: ART doesnt trust Tarik? I mean, neither do I but still .... This is bad news for me. If ART doesn't trust Tarik after knowing him for a year, what does that say about how it feels about me? If only there were some way to get ART to trust me ......... Anyways time to respond to the mission critical security decision ART is demanding I make and the others listen to me about.

the-dandelion-queen

How dare you leave these in the tags

huariqueje

Dawning - John Moore , 2024.

American, b. 1941 -

Oil on canvas , 46 x 46 in.

#art

thepioden

I'm developing a curiosity and interest in fiber arts, someone please stop me before it's too late

thepioden

Girl help the fibercrafters who live in my phone are calling out to me like the sirens of legend, entreating me to dash myself upon the rocks of Having A Yarn Stash

elen-aranel

fibe Crafts perfec t hobby for give tumblr user s\omething to do! yarn and fabric very Soft and Comfort tumblr user touch tumblr user do Fibre Craft. Tumblr User Do Fibre Craft. no problems ever with fibre ccraft because very Entertaining and Practical for tumblr user weak of things to do. Afibre Craft yes a place for tumblr user do fibre craft can trust fibre craft for pleasantly occupying tumblr user. friend fibre

socialfoto

#nature #photography

anyaboz

Animation time works differently. Fifteen seconds for them is five hours for me. Kinda makes you wonder. Five hours for me must be like five days for my animator

#animation #video #stop motion

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makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

#stories #cats cats cats

dangerphd

TdF Day 9: Meh

trouble getting in the mood today, but I did pet the fiber a great deal and technically spun a tiny bit to hold the line.

dangerphd

TdF Day Ten: Through Rainbow Number One

dangerphd

TdF Day Eleven, The Story So Far: Up to Rainbow Number Two

and bread! and puppy!

dangerphd

TdF Day 12: Singles Complete!

🌁🌈🌁

#craft #fiber art

skelotan

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

PATREON

#comic #cats cats cats

philcollinsenjoyer

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

mycatismyfriend

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

prokopetz

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

confusedbyinterface

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

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matak12m

See no evil, hear no evil, smell no evil.

#game changer

elodieunderglass

Mouse, aged 3.5, has been requesting The Book Of the Earthworm as their toilet book, although I abridge it as I read aloud - maintaining interest and speeding the process up. This was summarised as “earthworms are slimy,”

“WHAT,” barked an outraged Mouse.

“earthworms are slimy.”

“Earthworms NOT slimy,” Mouse said carefully.

“If you touch one, you’ll find they are slimy.”

“Mummy,” Mouse said, needing some clarity, and betraying a faint concern; “earthworms is turn into pepperoni?”

“What?”

“Earthworms is salami? If you touching an earthworm, and it is turn into pepperoni?”

“Oh,” I said. “No. No. Slimy. Not salami.”

#children #stories

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