ADAB (assigned dumbass at birth)

the beatles are an infuriating band to me as a relentless contrarian. liking them is cliche, hating them is cliche, being indifferent towards them is cliche. it's impossible to have an novel or interesting take on the beatles in current year. like how am i supposed to win here?

my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)

[ID: Edit of the "centipedes? In my vagina?" Meme so it says "Monogamy? In this economy? It's less likely than you think." END ID]

[Image ID: Edit of the "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal, or was I just supposed to read that in National Geographic myself?" meme (starring Chris Fleming) so it says "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that this meme originally says 'Centipedes? in my Vagina?', or was I just supposed to learn that from this image ID myself?" End ID]

my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in

"3D printing clothes so they can be custom made to fit you" TAILORS THEYRE FUCKING CALLED TAILORS AND THEY DON'T NEED TO WORK WITH MELTED PLASTIC

I really think they need to start teaching kids in schools that most blind people can see a little bit, most deaf people can hear a little bit, and most wheelchair users can walk a little bit. And they are still disabled.

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.