what what. what. what.

Paramore was right. Hard times

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

The writers of Buffy messed up the lore at various points, but I think the silliest way they did it was definitely when they established that vampires CAN move around in daylight but only if they have a blanket over their head and go "yeouch ouch owie" the whole time

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

hey ya

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

do you know what we don't talk about often enough? there is no physically comfortable posture in which to read a book

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

line his shit up