what what. what. what.

Our Age of Empires is collapsing

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

Paramore was right. Hard times

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me