Is Your Spine The Spine Of The Righteous?

charles when he comes back from an awful weekend and learns that max doxxed their address on the internet

behind every gay person (kevin) is a more evil even gayer person (andrew) and behind that gay person (andrew) is an unfathomably sinister queer abyss (neil)

Kevin should not date anyone he is Andrew’s and Neil’s third but not in a sexual way he is just kinda like their little purse dog

Imagining the University President reaching out to Wymack at some point and requesting that he work on Alumni events and Wymack realizing that he actually has Alumni to reach out to. That he has kids that have made it.

the press going insane after andreil coming out because they finally after years!!! understand what neil means by "i swing towards the goal" that he says when a reporter asks about his sexuality

Jeaneil’s dynamic is such that if any of the Trojans ever ask when was the last time Jean spoke to Neil, he undoubtedly says some shit like, “I go to great lengths to avoid speaking to that devil child more than is absolutely necessary,” but then like a week later his housemates get into an argument in the kitchen while Jean is doing homework on his laptop and he suddenly goes, “You may not want to discuss that here; I am on a Skype call with Neil.” Laila turns to him, incredulous, because “I thought you didn’t speak to him??” but Jean just answers very seriously, “We are not speaking.”

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

kevin day you'll always be famous

i want kevin day to get cancelled because someone sends a pic of him vaping to kathy ferdinand’s show and to defend him his fans make t shirts and shit with him vaping on it and talk about it all the time saying it’s not that bad and kevin has to publicly apologise and say it’s not good and don’t vape and i only did it once but people keep talking about it and he ends up having to do an anti nicotine campaign and andrew makes a t shirt of THIS and publicly smokes wearing it and kevin will never escape his vaper reputation people bring posters of it to his games and it’s brought up in interviews all the time and eventually he goes on the record and says he wishes he killed himself instead of hitting the vape that one time and this fixes absolutely nothing

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

matt would totally do the trend that’s like “showing my cat the places in my apartment that he never gets to see” but instead it’s him picking up neil so he can see the top of the fridge, the top shelf, etc

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

sorry i moaned when you threatened to kill me