heinous crimes and sexy times

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

Christians with the Eucharist.

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence