accidently AFTG obsessed

one day neil is gonna get hurt and one of the foxes is gonna ask if he's okay and he's gonna practically spit through clenched teeth and a snarl "NO! It fucking hurts!" and all the foxes gathered round him are gonna freeze and short circuit as they collectively process with dawning horror just how much pain neil has to be in to admit it

Andrew going from lowkey taunting Neil with lines like “You’ll have to stop avoiding her first” in regard to Renee to actively using Renee as a means to let Neil know that he was gay (& also interested, but Neil was too slow for that at the time) will never stop being one of the funniest switch-ups in AFTG. Boy was playing offense at the same time he was playing defense.

andrew and neil share a bed after the ravens game in tgr because neil’s injuries make it hard for him to climb to the top bunk. andrew watches neil struggle twice to pull himself up the ladder before pulling his sheets back and scooting closer to the wall.

Kevin Day was part of a cult, played for the Ravens at the collegiate level, the Baltimore Wildcats at the professional level, and USC internationally, had a secret girlfriend, went to college and got top grades for both himself and Riko, and was also a public figure—all at 19 years old. Don't even try to understand how he does it, he's Barbie or something. What's truly inhuman about him isn't his obsession with Exy, but his ability to do all of that at the same time... Oh, he also has time to develop homoerotic friendships, man, that's greed.

something something andrew the rejected twin and jean the one left behind in the nest and neil being the first person to choose them both in a way they’re unable to confront without some sort of psychological collapse

we do not have enough respect for kevin driving one handed to palmetto

holy shit all jobs are bad

i have deep admiration for jeremy knox because he has mommy issues, daddy issues, stepdad issues, grandpa issues, sibling issues, ex boyfriend issues, law student issues… and instead of driving straight into a cliff, he dyes his hair blonde and fucks around with pretty boys!!