accidently AFTG obsessed

Nathan “The Butcher” Wesninski, and his son Nathaniel “The Bitcher” Wesninski

Neil has soooo much lore he could choose to share w us as readers but he just truly needed to drive home the disgustingly vile detail that his mother’s skin sounded like velcro when he tried to pull her corpse out the car. like yeah that’s traumatic and smth you don’t forget, but did you need to remind me every three chapters? god dammit Neil

actually i never did get over that scene from crooked kingdom in which wylan sees all the portraits his mother has painted of him over and over and realises just how loved he was. thanks for checking in though

Neil isn't allowed to speak to reporters because he will jump a bitch, Nicky isn't allowed to speak to reporters because one time he was asked his opinion about a rival striker and he said "oh, they're great! The foxes would love to have them if they ever get, like, molested or something"

thinking about how andrew has never pulled a knife on aaron or neil

One day Jerejean are going to be ‘undercover’ sat in the stands at someone else’s Exy match and by sheer luck the kiss cam is gonna land on them and neither can resist the opportunity so Jeremy will tip Jean’s cap back and Jean will pull down Jeremy’s sunglasses so he can get a good look at the eyes he loves sm and suddenly the entire stadium will be roaring as they kiss bcs “Oh my god, is that the J. Moreaus?!?” 💋