accidently AFTG obsessed

Spends most of the first movie wearing cozy old sweaters

His love interest is nervous talking, pouring out her life story and he's not only genuinely listening but wants her to keep going because he likes hearing her talk

Pours his heart put to HER and is completely honest with her after only knowing her for like an hour

Is happy to give Marie tons of money for helping him

When he first realizes that people are trying to kill him, he tries to send Marie to the police even though it would be bad for him

Everyone in the first movie is like "What's Bourne up to, he must have a genius master plan" but actually he's just so so confused and beating them all on muscle memory alone

When they have to dye Marie's hair for disguise, he actually does it for her and I list this purely because I do not believe that James Bond would do the same

After his love interest dies in the beginning of the second one he goes three whole movies without hooking up with, flirting with or otherwise seducing any other women (yes I'm looking at you, JAMES. But Ethan Hunt is not off the hook either.) (To be clear the MOVIES are just as likely as the other franchises to fridge its female characters, but before they do that Jason himself is gonna be respectful)

He has such a baby face in the first one. Yes he can kill you with his bare hands but he also looks like he calls his mom to help him make doctor appointments

Awkwardly plays with kids on a swingset so his girlfriend can talk to her brother

Just like a fucking middle schooler

Andrew acts like a bad boy but he will never scape the gay disaster allegations

Not only are they wearing white, but they have first serve (Dan won the coin toss), and near the end the Foxes' king (Neil, because this is a battle between Riko and Neil) changes positions with the tower (Matt, a defenseman that towers over most people) creating the illusion of a castling.