Screaming into the void

Official silly sign

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

i think probably a few months into being a ghost Julian was like 'god i miss sex' and then Robin was like 'oh we can do it' and Julian was like 'say what' and Robin was like 'yeah i do it all the time' and for a few seconds Julian was so so excited and then remembered what his options were and was like eh never mind actually

aggressively unfuckable group of ghosts. all of them either 1) have terrible personalities 2) are extremely stinky smelly (Robin, probably Mary unfortunately, all the plague ghosts) or 3) would be very difficult to fuck, logistically speaking (Humphrey)

BBC ghosts missing episode where Allison ends up in another haunted house but the ghosts there are all really nice and chill so she asks they get along so well (thinking she can take some ideas back to her lot) SBC they're like well sometimes we have arguments and stuff but the ghost orgies really help us work out the tension and she's like sorry the ghost orgies? And they're like yeah the ghost orgies, don't your lot have ghost orgies? And she's like no I think they play charades.

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

I'm trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

Man c'mon

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps