voldemort out, bitches

like to charge, reblog to cast.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

Buddy you're gonna be a bug in a rug when I'm done with you

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

a lobotomy wouldn’t even affect me

the most problematic maiden at the joust

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

that’s a fool’s errand. a jester’s chore, if you will. a real clown’s appointment

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

hey btw the unfathomable horror that constantly looms over me thinks you're cute

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

i will replace chatgpt

What is Jason Todd's bra size

Sitting in a big man’s lap would solve all my problems rn.