Within the heart of a total dork

love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid. wish i could do that

It's just fucking nonsense in so many ways, one being that clothing sizes are not a guide for anything other than how fucked the fashion industry is

Fuck this shit. I'm not yet 30, and I can't fit into the jeans I wore 3 years ago let alone the jeans I wore at 21. If anyone is telling you that you, as a mature adult, need to be the same size you were when you had just left your teen years in order to be valuable, tell 'em to shove it.

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

PLEASE THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’ve literally stared at it for like twenty minutes 😭😭❤️❤️❤️ I love love love how well the color pallet matches the fic and how sweet and soft they both look!! aaah it’s so obvious from their expressions the ways they love each other, langa is a bit more in awe and reki is just so affectionate and hnggghg this is so beautiful

AAAH OKAY this is just as beautiful as the last 8000 times I looked at it but once again I just LOVE the tenderness in their expressions and the warmth of the lighting and all the tiny detail work you put in 😭 and Reki’s freckles aaaah it’s perfection just perfection

Somewhere out there, Leroy Jenkins is weeping with joy.

I knew about this yesterday

KFC is just gonna turn into a gaming company at some point and nobody's gonna remember what it originally stood for.

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Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas

#please do not insert the christchild rectally thank you (tag by @bixbiboom)

Imagine never being late to anything

“what time is it?” *gets arrested*

LMAO THIS SOUNDS AWESOME

so did you lay in bed blasting fireflies by owl city as a kid staring up at the ceiling while imagining running away to a happier place bc you grew up on fairy tales and make believe stories since you didnt really have the best social skills due to undiagnosed neurodivergency and thus didnt have a lot of friends so you spent all that extra time you had induldging in fictional stories and then grew up believing maybe one day youd get to go on a magical adventure like those stories had so youd spent so much time just longing for an escape and to go somewhere you understood bc you didnt understand people but you did understand all those stories you read or are you normal

Either neurodivergent people need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor