trying my best

Inb4 they change the start of The Incredibles because he throttles his health exec boss

it’s october 1st so he’s making the rounds again ✨

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

PoV: you're the person scheduling prime time television.

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document