Do you think you're better off alone?

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

You can lie when you name things

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

A llama? He’s supposed to be DEAD!

tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world