Do you think you're better off alone?

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

trump's aura was so bad the knicks fucking lost

"and they were room mates" was part of probably the best gossip in the world and well never get to hear what it was

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring