Christ, forgive these bones I've been hiding

ran. through.

well. yes! misa, arm up, waist OUT, slutty little shorts with thighs on display, and he’s making eye contact with mr matthew schaefer…. i see you, misa….

He answers: I believe that whoever created the concept of soulmates should be taken into the town square and beaten to death. Or you should tell me who they are so I can send them a check for a couple of hundred thousand dollars, because they have done more to facilitate the demise of happy marriages than I could ever aspire to doing.

The concept of a soulmate to me is absolutely bizarre. To suggest that out of eight billion other people in the world, that there's just this one person, and they happen by the way to live within like the same town as you, where they went to the same university as you - what were the odds of that? And that's the only person you could ever have a happy, fulfilling relationship with. That's insane, folks. It's insane. And by the way, it's toxic. Because here's the thing: when you get married, society essentially tells you, this person, they're supposed to be your best friend, best lover, best roommate, best travel companion, best co-parent - that's a hell of a resume, guy. Like, it'd be shocking to find someone who fits all three of those things.

So what happens when you have this concept of a soulmate? And my partner, you know, they're the best co-parent, they're the best roommate, the best travel companion, but you know, they're not the best lover I ever had. Well, they mustn't be your soulmate then. That means that there's somebody out there in the eight billion people, that they would be the perfect one. And that's what the horizon that just forever recedes and keeps people constantly craving the next thing that might check all of the boxes. It's dangerous.

my alloted chernysamisa freakpost of the day is dom sam caging cherny and making him prep misa before sitting him in the cuck chair and making him watch as he rocks misa's world. then he milks him because he's a good dom and they live happily ever after.

sorry for being a whore in your asks, it will happen again

thank god my adult responsibilities for the day are over so i can focus on the far more important thing, shameless chernysamisa smut

THIS ❗❗❗❗ sam may be soft a lot of the time but he still doms cherny, and he aint about to let anyone forget that. cherny gets really bratty and mean, and sometimes sam has to punish him for it. puppies have to learn somehow after all. cherny is soooooo tactile so taking away his ability to touch misa is actually driving him insane hes in that cuck chair looking bisexual af for how he cant sit still at all. shifting and squirming and begging sam until finallly sam puts a stop to it and tells him calmly if he cant sit still he won't get to come for the next week. that shuts cherny up. misa is barely even concious of whats happening aroung him because he's being fucked so well, he just knows sam is being hot and controlling and his prostate keeps getting nailed dead on. and yes, of course they live happily ever after.