Christ, forgive these bones I've been hiding

not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.

Soooooo with the Cap resident doggy duhaime getting sent to greener pastures they gotta be shopping for a new locker room pup right? And well Leno would probably be sooo good at it. So eager to please. A perfect showboat too, willing get a little silly if it makes the team happy. I think they have a little test run after a preseason game and puppy Leno takes to it like a duck to water. He does such a good job one of the vets rewards him by letting Leno hump their shin until he cums while they pet his head

Frasier playing the piano while Connor blows him. Connor feels a burst of pride every time he makes frazier mess up the song he's playing

(mack, to himself): maybe if i keep this second teeny fish instead of tossing it back, smit wont notice how my first one was only kind of average at best. he probably wont notice. its not, like, small. just not big. wait, its not small, right? dickie – dick, its not small, right!!! dickieeeee you gotta answer me right now this is a question from your captain