Allhallowsdean

Gay broke sober king 🤴

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

The font is called "Redacted Script," it's available for free here, and I just ran to download it because I am, in fact, the target audience for this

someone needs to check up on the author of diary of a wimpy kid bc what if his publishing company is holding him hostage

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

okay. rude.

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

piebald creatures my beloveds.

I ADORE this poem. Hopkins does word magic right before our eyes—-just flexes and goes—watch me weave this poem in all its glorious descriptive rhythm in two stanzas. You’re welcome.

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.