crown shyness

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

one of my favorite succession subplots that i think about all the time is when roman, karl, and laird went to do that business deal and they ended up getting held hostage for like an entire day. and roman just talked about gerri the whole time while karl had a mental health crisis

The person who wrote "I supported Amber Heard when I thought she was beating Johnny Deep's ass unprovoked" should win the Nobel Prize in Literature

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

Benoit Blanc off the shits

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group