smooch a ghost

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

go my smees

now that my smee euphoria has mostly dissipated I will attempt to explain this cryptic post. so in Disney channel original movie descendants 5: wicked wonderland they realized they needed a scary girl again and so they brought out captain hook's daughter hazel. and also her friends? human pets? the smees who are always referred to in the collective ("the smees") and sometimes say their own names like pokemon ("smeeee!") she treats them like a mix between lackeys and misbehaving dogs ("smees! go!") also the actors playing the smees are meant to be teenagers I think but are visibly late 20s possibly early 30s. this, combined with the sort of fever dream feeling of watching a movie that is mostly a series of amvs cobbled together with a fig leaf of plot, rendered me and my spouse completely hysterical about the smees. we were just sitting on the couch dissolving into genuine tears of laughter whenever the smees arrived on screen, which was not infrequently because this movie also had like 12 characters it was trying to squeeze into every scene. I'm trying to explain this but realizing that the fleeting beauty of smees maybe cannot be captured and I just have to cherish the moments we had together. gone... my smees...

personally i do not prefer when stories engaging with complicated topics attempt to make themselves good educational resources on said complicated topics

and i understand that sometimes it's a very thin line between giving a realistic depiction of a serious topic and ending up in after-school special mode, but i also notice that no one is doing this when a character gets the flu (which kills many people every year) and PERSONALLY i don't love the patterns i'm vaguely sensing about which experiences can be depicted normally and which experiences must always be a learning opportunity

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

shorty got me looking up definitions!

Hey Stupid Fat Boy ! Go Insane On My Body

USE YOUR BODY FOR CRAZY ON ME ‼️

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

Bros lets make summer an unforgettable ero guro adventure together

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek