cursed with blorbo brain

the five trauma reactions: fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and mating

id like if we could keep the alliteration going but i dont know if anyone has made an f word for mating

They haven't sorry

thats fucked up

sorry it’s actually so fucking crazy thinking abt how certain places have banned burqinis like literally making a woman take her clothes off in public like that shit is so fascist

genuinely horrific like that’s law mandated sexual assault & we just let it happen. hello. can anyone hear me.

Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson/Daniel Radcliffe sort of the goats of taking that franchise money and doing interesting things with the rest of their careers I think Luca should do another threesome movie and cast them

What if we were both fighting for our lives to have convincing rhotic accents and to also make the audience forget what else they know us from…and we were both boys…in a Luca Guadagnino movie…and a beautiful lesbian who cheated on me was also in the scene with us

oh... you touched my tralala... i guess

Your fucking ding ding dong or whatever

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

Girls are you okay?

Doing "Prometheus Play" with my eaglegirl gf

are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown 

sorting my friends into two groups, those that would help me with diy amputations and body mod installations and those that wouldn't

you really don't wanna be in the second group

you say something to me and i erase your name from group 1 and put it in group 2 before replying

there is also something tantalising about the idea of seducing someone from group 2 over to group 1