cursed with blorbo brain

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

Sometimes I forget that some people take blocking as a personal offense like I'm sorry I thought you were annoying. That's it. I will block people for being mildly irritating. I will block people for being friends with people I don't like. I will use the likes on a shitty post as a free block list, I will block people who have bad or annoying takes in the tags of my posts. The magic of Tumblr is curating your own experience and baby I'm a curator.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Hey girl. Your neopussy looks like it's super high-level.

and I'm about to xp farm

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh