Play Anodyne 2

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

just heard ringo starr STILL has the elf stones?? i thought he gave them back in 2022 after that huge news cycle

that was a smokescreen; he entered talks to negotiate the return of the elfstones, but of course there was never any intent to follow through. they're all complicit

I'm putting together a team... one last job... (jazzy music with a fast tempo and chunky bassline) here's the plan.... (montage of the team actually doing the plan as I narrate the explanation) miss demon lord. You're our grifter... You're gonna go in there and get them talking. Make a distraction, get them looking where we want them too.... miss angel... You're going to be our getaway driver, keep those engines hot for us in case things go loud.... miss dragon you're our technology expert you'll hack the security systems (your dragon fire fries the generator powering them) I'll be the mastermind... I'll be watching from above and coordinating everyone.... and last but not least... dolly fallover. You're our demolitions expert. We need you to get into the vault. (Dolly fallover falls over and there's and explosion behind it)

Honestly the big apple is rotten to the core & we need some worms to finish the job

I seem to have recently become the type of girl who will, in actual fact, kick her feet in excitement if she happens to be texting a charming young lady while in bed