Play Anodyne 2

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto

i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me

maybe they all hate spike..?

The Brony to alt-right pipeline is starting to make a little more sense now.

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

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babababa

baba

Mario and me wear matching shoes because we care about each other.

please do not'a remake my game don't do it do not remake my'a game

they already did, mario. on the ds

Thank you.

why do you look like that

mario was banned from chatroulette

mario was also banned from applebees

ihave done so much for'a everyone

bob-omb bagel field