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You fuck with me? Watch your back... You fuck with my homies? YOUR PUSSY SNAPPED IN TWAIN.

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AVERAGE CIS MAN FLIRTING: need to see that pussy grip 🥵 can i dm
AVERAGE TRANS WOMEN FLIRTING: Kekekeke~ It thinks this one's humours are imbalanced~ It thinks we should prepare this one for bloodletting~ Kekekekeke~ Prepare the operating table~ [you are cuffed to the table as she retrieves several rusty ritual impluments from an old tattered bag and begins slowl
You don't have to be a gay twink. You can be a fat dyke.
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I love you disabled girls. I love you scared girls. I love you dysfunctional girls. I love you sad girls. I love you hurt girls. I love you trans girls. I love you racialised girls. I love you lonely girls. I hope you find people who love you and care for you like you deserve. I hope you find people who will hold you and let you hold them. I love you.

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sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too
ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about
hi! carey means needs help still - he's the voice actor for frylock in aqua teen hunger force! adult swim screwed him badly and pays no residuals and barely paid him during the show's run. he has heart failure and survives on con earnings, plushie sales, and donations while waiting for disability to get back to him. posts used to make the rounds for him, but haven't in a while, so i wanted to make a new post!
if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!
update: CAREY MEANS AND HIS WIFE ARE HOMELESS AS OF A FEW DAYS AGO
his wife also been in an accident and has been down and out due to illness and injury
ppal + gfm + site shop
"you're safe here. we can cuddle for as long as you want. your father can't find you here" and other pickup lines to use on the scared girl that loves you
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what if there was a quebec
i know it's far fetched but just live in this space with me for a moment
i just don't think that'd be possible or ethical
just, just bear with me ok
mmmm fine, i'll bite, what's your vision?
a quebec i said that already
this is scary can we stop imagining now
ok we can go to new york instead :)
okay, yay!
wait hold on i was still imagining quebec
I have come to realise that perhaps I just live in a completely separate dimension from the median gamer
Even outside the obvious "where has the strength of your convictions gone", I have to say; I have never had the thought of spending *checks notes*
$800 (tax inc.) on a single-purpose device to play a game that released in 1998
It's still $500 including tax right now in the states. The Price increase doesn't go into effect until September 2026. So maybe if you're still considering buying it, now is better than later.
But I'm on the Nintendo can't have any more of my money train so...
tip: things may cost different amounts of money in countries that aren't that one
And what are your thoughts on this, Yoshi?
Mario bought me one.
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Boobs are really fucking nice

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a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
the princess deserves bug mouthparts + big fuckoff mandibles that all split apart when it yawns