DnD Stories (aka my past stories of playing it)
Part 1: The Tale of Five Idio- I mean Heros
The story starts in an castle where a king has been harassed by demons to give him his riches, men, and even his daughter, now it is up to his hired mercenaries to take out these demons.
Character Introduction: Night (me) as the Bard (the musician), Toad as the Wizard (an annoying shit), Ramon as the Druid (stero-typical buff black guy…jesus), Joe the Sorcerer (the “leader” by defalt), and Jack as the Ranger (cracked out elf, like on twenty different drugs, swear to god)
Start of Story:
The five guys enter, bow to the king, and then look up to him
King: Greetings my travelers, I am the king of this castle and I hired you to travel to another town tommorrow, but today we celebrate your arrival, now any requests?
Ramon: yes, where is your thickest black woman? (yes, he said this in the game)
King: Say something like that again and you’ll be hired as a test dummy for my scientist, anyone else?
Me: Is there anywhere we can re-
Jack: Where are you finest crack? (*sighs*)
King: Why don’t you guys get setteled before I get my executionor, shall we?
Joe: Sure, guys lets agree I’m the leader of this group, k?
The four of us and the king didn’t give a damn, seriously
King: Now go to the your rooms, my guards will escourt you to your own rooms
To be continued….tommorrow