milestogobeforeisleep.

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

educational and salty. i like it.

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

Sometimes I think "oh man, I wish I lived in America, so much fun things to do and so much access to so many good foods and cultural experiences" and then like, you gotta remember that it is also some weird dystopian hellscape where you can go into huge debt for basic and emergency medical care and it's like...ok, I'd like to try a deep fried twinkie and some jalapeno cheese but like, not that much.

I’ll bring you deep fried twinkies and jalapeno cheese if you get me the hell out of here

Honestly that sounds like a good deal. Throw in some of this "taco bell" though.

When people don’t think religion influences anything. 

THE FUCK

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

glad you like it

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure - whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker - taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)

Reblogging again for that great addition.

I love this because in some parliamentary systems it is unparliamentary language to imply a representative is lying. However, you can make a case for arbitrarily dropping coins into a box.