Muppet Maniac

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

in general I think I have a weak spot for sunk cost fallacy characters. no point in trying to change because there's no going back! can't stop now because the possibility of being wrong is too unbearable to face head on and would destroy me if I tried!

#i like how we're still on sims 4 in 2050

i love telling a funny haha story and then realizing with dawning horror that everyone listening seems extremely concerned about the event i am relaying because as it turns out i’m making a joke out of my own trauma

meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo

theyre always getting into hijinks eating big sandwich and jumping into each others arms when they see a ghost. i think it’s a sex thing but i don’t even know anymore

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ