i don't want any less, anymore

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

mack spending the whole of his north van training camp telling misa1, misa2, dickie and "lardis" that they need to watch will, be more like will, will's edges are looking so sick rn, wow could you guys go a little faster and try to keep up with will? good job will :]

Asking "why would a billionaire bother to steal your money?" is like asking "why would the guy sitting on an ever-growing mountain of teeth want to steal your teeth?"

i love "bump uglies" as a euphemism for sex. like yes put that gross in my yuck and squarsh it

aesthetic of the day is honkin' out one weird note

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.