foolish creacher

mack: will can i speak to you over here for a minute

will: of course. matty i’ll be over there talking to mack but don’t make eye contact with him yet he has to sniff you first

mack: why’s he looking at me like that

will: he’s just looking, he’s not gonna hurt you

mack: what if he tries to take my food

will: like your vitamins?

mack: yeah what if he tries to take my vitamins

will: he’s not gonna take your vitamins. he brought his own

mack: does he know-

will: that you need me to take you on a 45 minute walk every night before you go to sleep? of course he knows that. he’s fine with it

mack: where’s he gonna sleep

will: at the airbnb

mack: [riled up] with you???

will: we have different rooms

mack: i would like to see these rooms

will: well then let’s go meet him and then you can stick your head out the window on the drive over

mack: he’s not allowed to stick his head out the window too. only me

mack: lol who are all these guys you’ve been with lol why are they older lmaoo smit do you have something for older men lol because you know i’m gonna age well right you’ve seen my dad lol so like just give me a few years i promise i’ll be able to act like we have a problematic age gap i promise lol

gavin mckenna: i can’t believe im going to toronto

matty beniers: so when will and i hooked up he was crying the whole time and you know he has those gorgeous blue eyes so like i couldn’t decide whether it was hot or not cause he didn’t seem actually sad but everyone says he has anxiety so like

sam: mikey are you seeing this shit— wait. are you wearing one of those gps trackers. mikey that looks like a BRA you look like a GIRL idk its kinda weird but its also kinda cool you would make a really pretty girl like if you thought about it i could see it maybe