Believe it or not I've had this username for years

One terrifying day I accidentally left a door open and when I remembered and ran back to close it they were both just staring at the door and they looked back at me like why is the portal to the badlands open? Close this immediately.

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

Watching Cloudward Ho (finally) and just had a moment of actual breathlessness at how beautiful Lou Wilson is. He has the most gentle, sweet, serene smile as Brennan describes the whale approaching Monty and like…yeah i don’t have words he’s just incredibly beautiful

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

folks you’re never gonna believe what i did today

I like that all the "from memory" ones look like cartoons.

i swear to god if people don't start understanding that responding to doylist critique of a piece of media with watsonian exonerations is not an actual rebuttal

somebody saying "hey i don't like that the only gay man in this story is a weird pervert and it portrays gay sexual promiscuity as a moral failing and character flaw" cannot be rebuked by arguing about how the character's backstory or personality traits explain their behaviour. the choices made by a writer are all fundamentally mutable; somebody saying an author's choices should have been different is not going to be persuaded by an argument that takes those choices as immovable fact

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit