mads ♡

Everything's got a little woke in it. That's why everyone who tries stopping woke goes insane.

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

the scariest flag you can see in england is the english flag, because it means the owners are either racist or - worse - football fans

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now