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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

controversial opinion i think even saying "omg the climax of (movie) was so good" or "ugh the ending of (tv show) sucks ass" should count as spoilers. babygirl i wanna go in with zero expectations stop expectening my expectations.

ohhh i thought you said you wanted a bummer fag. not bum a fag. thats why i came over. oh well. you shouldnt smoke cigarettes btw they'll kill you. i mean we're all gonna die anyway so i guess it doesn't matter

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

happy first day of pride everyone

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

It is not nearly common enough knowledge that most Native tribes in the U.S. don't actually own all of the land within their reservation. There are millions of acres of reservation land that tribes don't legally own and they have no control over how that land is used. Like, there are a lot of different concepts tied in with the land back movement, but a major one is literally just getting reservation land back into tribal ownership.

i’m watching murderbot for the first time with my girlfriend, & the moment where mensah (seemingly) misgenders + then corrects her youngest kid’s they/them pronouns is SO interesting to me. for one, it’s realistic to how many loving cis parents don’t quite understand transness but still try, but also it immediately told me much more about this world’s gender system, even more than just pin-lee’s they/them pronouns. bc if transition & misgendering exist as concepts, that means the trans human characters are nonbinary like my friends & i are nonbinary, not that there’s a sci-fi reason for them to be nonbinary, & that’s 1. so wonderful to see in a mainstream story 2. such a necessary choice alongside a protagonist who IS nonbinary for sci-fi reasons. & many many shows + books would not have made that choice.

decided to read the wikipedia page for energy drinks since ive been drinking a lot of them lately and its just paragraphs of "youre not gonna make it" over and over and over like the shining

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)