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I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morning…..

I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.

I was about to say “in a sensible lab people wouldn’t waste time with this, they’d autoclave the bottles and move on” but on reflection I can’t think of a single bio lab I’ve been in that wouldn’t immediately go “ooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; let’s devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reason”.

I need updates tell me about the algae

The mystery algae/plant/fungi/alien is stuck in the university growth chamber. With everything going on I probably won’t get to check in on it until September, possibly not until 2021.

So by that time it will have developed what, writing?

God I hope so, then I can train it to write my thesis!

This entire post is the most on-brand biologist thing I have seen in my entire godforsaken life. The moment this pandemic is over these guys have another crisis ready for us.

Can we get an update cause this is crazy

Update: Due to the global pandemic, the algae has been left alone in a weird hidden growth chamber for a year and will likely stay there for another year. Enjoy that information!

Oh god oh fuck oh Jesus fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

Yeah don’t do this.

Reblog if you have the mental illness and have never stormed the US Capitol in attempt to subvert democracy

no, you know what? fuck you *unmiserables your les*

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

hi! its been 4-5 years since the original post. and my grandma still appreciates yall. carry on

Saw this on Instagram and had to come and find it

my parents hate my Jabba mug and do not like that I call tea served in it “my Jabba juice”

i pictured the mug looking exactly like jabba in a horrible way and not a jabba that looks cute

From a geologic standpoint I can tell you that this mug is made out of silicates!

thank you for telling me this

Tries to be chaotic evil and fails.