A Collection Of Lovepoint Parks Service Reports

What of it?

Park rangers have composed a list of our favorite chemicals and shall be displaying it next to the entry way of the rangers shack.

Do not loose hope, there is an end to this somewhere, and even though we are having trouble finding it now, we will get there in the end.

Please throw your glow sticks in the air so we can find you, it’s very big and we’re a little lost ourselves.

10/10, absolutely amazing

Park rangers would almost rather people leaving uncomfortable jack-o’-lanterns.

Park Ranger Ferris is already scared to go on night patrols and this is not helping.

But we’re pretty sure that we have enough, thank you. Please stop adding jack-o’-lanterns to the park decorations when we aren’t looking, it’s beginning to get unsettling.

We’ve decided to shrink them to a quarter of their height; this can’t possibly have any consequences whatsoever.

Please be sure to maintain a safe and respectful distance from wildlife while in the Lovepoint park system, and stop trying to pet the bears.

Park Rangers are fairly certain that the front desk of the Ranger Shack was normally sized this morning, and not a miniature version, and would like the desk back at your earliest convenience.

You don’t have to wear an increasingly elaborate costume each time you come up to a park ranger to ask for free ice cream. We’re just worried that you’re going to catch heat exhaustion under all those cloaks.

But please get inside before you catch a cold.

It’s not supposed to restrain either cryptid for long, it’s just supposed to function as a get along snack for when the cryptids roughhouse too much.

Plus, they come in handy for storing water balloons for the Junior Rangers water balloon fights.

Steve’s emotional support bucket

The pointy hat is mandatory though, sorry.