whatever™

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

I wish I had naturally sharp teeth to make the right people scared and the righter people horny.

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist