so i made this blog and stuff

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

Brilliant defense mechanism. The hawks can’t get you if you’re under a tree.

This is so cool!!!

Chickens are so underrated, I love them

i love my gf

i love my gf

if i’m a boy or girl. i’m not bc i am. no i’m not ❤️

Americans be eating Beesed Churger

This comment haunts me and is constantly running through my mind on a loop

one time i was playing hangman in class and it was my turn to choose a word, and the category was food. i chose beesechurger as my word bc its funny and i didnt expect people to guess it easily, yet somehow this kid guessed it when there was only a B and a C in the blanks

googles gonna come out with gO2gle, fresh oxygen tanks at the price of 34 dollars per half a liter, and pay for memes to be made about it like airpods were, and then the rich kids will buy them and it will be spread around by buzzfeed listicles and vice articles as all tumors tend to be lately, and then no one will care about air being polluted coz 'oh you have tar lungs? broke ass bitch cant even buy air lmfao' and it will become normal and it will make so much Goddamn money and we will all die probably breathing in nestles fumes who the fuck keeps buying nestle products anyways. thats what i think will happen soon

The server’s face ahdkahdkahd

only at Waffle House