kind of cruel of them to put joe biden in danger like that but he has a wicked soul so it balances out in the end

There should be an "It's Christian" section when asked why you pressed "hide ad"

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

if you gave a gnome popcorn he’d kick his little heels together with every bite but if you told him they made a candied version called moose munch he’d start breakdancing on his pointed cap like a top

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

does anyone have advice

Cursed amulet

For sure cursed amulet

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name