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nyaa

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

geekandmisandry

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

discoursedrome

so in D&D the gelatinous cube is an explicit in-setting ecological representation of the fact that "dungeons with ten-foot-wide corridors" are a common enough feature that there are creatures adapted or designed specifically for them. but dragons aren't adapted for that design at all, nor are a lot of the other big guys; they either need separate exits or to use magic or shapeshift into a human form to go throguh the tunnels

but this is a problem that has been solved in real-life! the problem of "large animal that needs to get into a fairly consistently-sized tunnel that's significantly smaller" is solved by snakes, and, crucially, by mustelids, animals that are very long relative to their size. so I think D&D needs more of that. there should be giant ten-foot-wide dungeon weasels and stuff.

psshaw

I love everything this post is laying down, but let’s not zoom past the most important possibility.

Square dragons.

jellybeanfeind

My dumb ass really thought I was gonna be able to scroll past this post without drawing the two most ridiculous dragons to have ever infested my brain.

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

derinthescarletpescatarian

How did it get up there

piratekayte

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

battarts

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ninicoru

Idk i’m rewatching Detective Conan lol

I love detective smart kids

useless-empty-brain

I haven't finished the series yet, but I am appalled by the lack of DCC content. I absolutely need people to scream into the void with me about the Princess Posse. (No one spoil anything after part 2 of the Butcher's Masquerade) But Carl is Donut's Person and I'm emotional about it.

bramble-and-briars

Loved the Plenty of Plenty interview.

Carl comes in like a hard ass, grilling the leadership of the Plenty to uncover their evil machinations...

Only for Gamori to burst into tears and admit they just wanted to do something special for Pony's best friend.

The Caprids are like Prepotente: kind of weird, but also painfully sincere 😭

zanahoriabaila

I guess if you have raging god on your ass, the best solution is to bring MORE raging gods to the party

live-book-posting

A couple things here: "Like" he was having a breakdown. Sorry to say Carl, in some way you definitely are.

And the reveal of the naga threat being butchered was soooo good. Especially with Vinata passive aggressively both threatening and trying to recruit Carl.

She has almost nothing up her six sleeves if the Blood Sultane is nearly wiped out

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waterkangaroo

y'all. Y'ALL. I went to the Matt & Jeff Q&A at LitRPG Con and had this fucking exchange

Me: What does the System AI's ideal date night look like?

Matt: I think we're gonna answer that.

Y'ALL.

WHEN I TELL YOU I JUST ABOUT DIED. MATT PLANS TO HAVE AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION IN THE BOOKS

anyway here's the video. if you look closely, you can see my soul leaving my body. I literally just froze in shock, covered my face in my hands, and turned around and walked away without another word

barbreypilled

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

hobohobgoblim

catchymemes

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

yetimati

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

AN EXPERIENCE

iriswallpaper

This is the best post I’ve ever seen

knotalot

Hornet - Hollow Knight

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