civil as a satanist

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

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this is my close and personal best friend!

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business