civil as a satanist

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

What jobs even exist

i think we should get really high + touch each other a lot

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

On the subject of feminine transmascs and alt fashion transmascs, to anyone who is either (or both), I LOVE YOU! Keep being yourself and loving yourself whatever that looks like, you don't owe anyone shit king

Means soup is good

Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.