civil as a satanist

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

Keep salting the wound I'm close

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

It was a clitorical question

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

kissing the thirty year old trans woman can be a very rewarding task. try it some time!

Another piece of diet culture to unlearn: that eating an "unhealthy" food negates the benefits of other nutritious things you've eaten. Put bacon and ranch on your salad? Congratulations, you still got a lot of fiber, that's great for your gut biome, and the veggies still contain nutrients. Finished up your dinner with a dessert? You still ate the dinner. You don't have to eat "pure" to take in nutrition from your meals.

In fact it's probably a good idea to have a bit more of a varied meal since different foods have different things in them. That bacon has vitamins you don't get from the vegetables! That desert has sugar, your body needs sugar! And if nothing else, your stomach can improve it's metabolism on things your body doesn't need!