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Cake is just really soft, moist, sweet and flavourful bread.
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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
@bees-with-swords decided to do another pass at illustrating this two years later, your writing is so lovely
official fish post
Wip Tag Game
You know the drill: list the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.
I was tagged by @tocadoguara thank you!!!! :)
Here they are:
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smut lol
SG XA drunk
nonchalance 6
exposed chapter 5
omegacember, DB JL
Liverpool fic
What if messi was sold to real madrid
twisted synonyms
what if never loaned
Iâm tagging @verobatto @uweiy if they want to answer ^^
Thank you for the tag @fanficburner !
I donât have many WIPsâŚ
âYouâre Obviousâ (TaiBani fic)
Legend II: The Anthem of the Condemned (Original Work)
Mediation From Heaven (Comic Script. Original Work)
Itâs Not Enough (Comic Script. Destiel/Original Work)
Tagging @carolinasacco @ladygon @aishitara @amemipiacitu
Uh-oh thanks for the tag @verobatto
I have barely a couple WIPs in my folder (a lot more in my head). They all are Destiel or crossovers where Dean and/or Cas are involved somehow.
âIf on a winter night a travelerâ
âAnimal+wound Suptober&Endversetoberâ
âSequel-not sequel to Inventoryâ
âSB/24/SPN crossover Crackficâ
Tagging (why am I so bad at remembering handles đŠ): @whoopsitswhump @awakenthemusic @bobwess @deathcomeswithakiss
Thanks for tagging me @amemipiacitu
I donât have many WIPs either, though one is a doozy of a finale fix-it for SPN that Iâve been working on off-and-on for nearly two years, lol.
What You Wish For
Bullet Wound
The Prince
Iâm tagging: @wiseoldowl72 and @spnisthewayoflife
Thanks for the tag @awakenthemusic
God, I have so manyâŚ. Um hereâs a few of my faves (all SPN related)
Running Up That Hill is currently being posted on ao3
And There We Were
Beauty and His Beast
Give Me a Million Reasons
Heavenâs Beans
I Wonât Give Up
Thereâs a fair few marked Untitled that just have some drabbles on them for now that donât warrant as fics yet so theyâre more prompts than everything
Iâm tagging @castielslostwings and @motherofdragonflies
Thank you so much for the tag @spnisthewayoflife, I really needed to reminded of how many WIPs I have languishing. I played this a while ago on Twitter, but things have changed since then, so let me don my excavating gear and dig down into the embarrassment of riches that is my WIPs So, in no particular order, and not telling which is which fandom-wise, here they are, send me an ask if you want more to know more about any of âem:
Maybe Next Time Xmas Prompt The Secrets that We Keep If I Must Go and Die at Twenty Seven Femslash Notes Elevator Game Tattooed Claire Dean Winchesterâs Diary Chocolat Five Stars: Would Highly Recommend First Time In Forever Angel Slaves Bad Habits Mystery Spot Thus With a Kiss Monster Fest Trench coat I think I know most of yours @krexhatespushups-blog but please share with the class, and @captcas and (because I enjoy watching the list roll out like one of Crowleyâs contracts)Â @imbiowaresbitch youâre up too.Â
Thanks lovely! lemme seeâŚÂ hallmark prompt prompty christmas djinn dream finger puppet What Do You Get for the Vampire Who Has Everything Chapstick Fic Halloween sex Party It Looks Like Rain You know what? Bite me Cas From the ashes of perdition namesake jealousy
tagging @nickelkeep
Jeez, @imbiowaresbitchâ. You tag me like I donât know all of your WIPs already. đ¤Ł
alright. let me pull out my list here. I feel like that gif of Crowley pulling out the contract to sign
A Very Prompty Christmas Fic for Klayr Finale fix-it for Caroline JimmyCas Fic for Void Michalâs Ficlet N7Day Ori is a nuisance RHAB Tamâs Ficlet Aleeâs Prompt Charlie/Mary* Constantine AU* Destiel Burlesque Explicit Sabriel Gaming 2PLT Haven RDF Jess Lives Collab Leather Librarian You, Me, and the Dog Make Three CasBenny Purgatory Crossing of Swords Gersaskier 5+1 Music Road Trip Mystery Town Ocean Eyes Ashâs Return dom!RowenaxSam Food Porn Gabe/Sam/Kali ME/DA Crossover Honky Tonk Bang
I feel like Iâm missing one. Iâm probably missing one. Thereâs a couple I havenât started yet, and theyâre for Bangs/Fests/Etc⌠So, yeah
[Gif Alt Text: Crowley, from Supernatural, unrolling an extremely long contract scroll by Dick Roman] Feel free to hit me up in my ask box about any of those. I may or may not be able to answer (especially if it says Bang or has an asterisk next to it.)
As for tags⌠Red tagged me. So letâs go with @cr-noble-mainâ, @jemarielâ, @sharkfishâ, @ltleflrtâ, and uh⌠@castielslostwingsâ. Cause I can.
Ha. Hm. I am the least interesting person to tag in this because I work on one thing at a time (generally. Two at most) and I start them on paper rather than in docs. But hereâs what Iâve got:
Christmas trauma fic
Aim for the Heart
Eerie Autumn Fae Nonsense
Trans Cas Nugget
Red Skies
And thatâs⌠Literally all I have in my docs that isnât already finished đ
Ask away!
I tag⌠@angst-buritto @li-izumi @nera-solani @zybynarx @aishitara @rainbowraptors-blog @underwater-ninja-13 @pingnova @seasidemeow and also @bendingsignpost
(why yes I did just scroll up in the PB writer cafe to see who was talking, why do you ask)
Okay here goes, I'm very similar to you @jemariel I only have these five in total haha:
The Courting Habits of Killers
The Eye of the Storm
Change of Course
Slytherin Pride
Some low-key strange magic
The first one of these is actually partially posted on AO3 but the rest aren't. I'll give you a hint and say, none of these are for the same fandom xD
I feel like no one is gonna send me an ask because I haven't actually been on Tumblr in like a few years?? But if anyone wants to, please do ask away <3
I tag uhhh @niceven1 @maggiemaybe160 @devereauxsdisease @malmuses
Tagging Game (yâall know I love these)
Rules: post the last line you wrote then tag as many people as there are words in the line.Â
Tagged by @insertmeaningfulusername, youâre awesome! <3
Before he leaves, he shoots one last glance at the mirror and decides that, yes, Hannibal is going to appreciate the effort.
tagging (I donât even know as many people as there are words in that line lol): @h4nnibalism @maggiemaybe160 @niceven-silace @treacle-a
thereâs no obligation of course!
Tag Game
I was tagged by the lovely @insertmeaningfulusername, thank you dear, these posts are always fun!
Rules: Tag 9 people youâd like to know better.
Top 3 ships: (oof, tough, I could name 6 >.>)
- Hannigram (what can I say, canon is canon)
- Simarkus (basically canon, fight me)
- Victuuri (totally canon)
Lipstick or chapstick: I hate lipstick. I sometimes use chapstick if I remember to, if I donât, i just peel the skin off my lips :)
Last song: Bad Liar by Imagine Dragons. Iâve been listening to this song almost non stop for like a week.
Last film: Uuuuuuh, good question. I think the last one Iâve watched was called Non Stop, it was with Liam Neeson and set from start to finish inside a plane.
Reading: Honestly? Within the last year or so only fanfic and no books. Various fanfic, from various fandoms, too many to list them all here.
Tagging: @h4nnibalism @jdragon122 @jackyjango @maggiemaybe160 @niceven-silace @sielustaja @nesnalouâ @cinnamaldeide @fhimechan

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A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung
Finally, a good post
âdonald trump used an old vine meme of a nickelback song as an attack against joe biden and nickelback got the video taken down for copyright infringementâ is not a sentence i EVER thought i could say and have it be true
The reason why NBCâs Hannibal found such a huge female audience is because Fullerâs/Madsâ Lecter is not a male power fantasy: heâs a female power fantasy.
Heâs not a broody snippy git whose appeal is assumed apriori and who in real life would drive away absolutely everyone he met (e.g. any sad manboy ever trotted out as a lead by Moffat).
Heâs not an âaspirationalâ over-muscled hulk.
Heâs not a fighter for âtruthâ or âjusticeâ for whom bodies are just collateral on his path to heroic self-actualization
This Hannibal is the Head Bitch In Charge.
He is independent to the n-th degree. He lives to please himself and no one else. He is fabulous. He shamelessly geeks out over obscure and refined pastimes and shares them with friends. He is the Queen Bee of his social circle. He takes any excuse to treat himself, but he also has perfect self-discipline: gym is not optional. His time-management skills are superhuman. He can decorate and keep a house like Martha Stewart, hold down several jobs, and practice multiple hobbies daily.
(And what are his hobbies, aside from slaughter? Cooking, foreign languages, drawing, playing musical instruments and composing. And clearly clothes shopping. He is probably on first-name basis with the best tailors and cordwainers in town. Contrast with Will, whose hobbies are stereotypically masculine: fixing motor boats, fishing, playing outside with his dogs.)
Hannibal is not young, but he wears his age gracefully. He regrets nothing, like an embodiment of Piafâs âNon, rien de rienâ. His hair is perfect because he clearly spends time in front of the mirror styling it, not because the showâs producer wanted him to look effortlessly cool (*cough*Sherlock*cough*).
He never, ever loses his temper in public, as if he knows that the world/audience will not fawn over him for trying to assert himself through vulgarity, posturing, or volume - all the typical ways in which men like to hijack and dominate conversations.
He can dispatch a creepy stalker like Franklyn with a single neck twist, with no consequences. A sweet fantasy, indeed. If only real life stalkers were so easy to dispose of.
Hannibalâs victims - those who were not killed in self-defense or as âmurder presentsâ for Will - tend to fall into two categories: other killers who act like *they* are the baddest bitches in town (Gideon, Tobias, the mural guy) and people who disrespect him. Of those, there are surprisingly many. In fact, it seems like the very esteemed pillar of Baltimore society Dr. Lecter goes through life constantly being dissed. This is rather puzzling. Hannibal is a tall good-looking white gentleman who speaks like a professor, dresses like a count, and drives a Bentley that costs more than peopleâs houses. And yet something about him prompts many people, especially in the service industry, to be rude to him.
But he doesnât confront these âpigsâ (already a gender-loaded term, even though it gets applied to victims of both sexes) in a head-on, macho way. Instead, he bides his time and dispatches his prey through some kind of a sneak attack. His preferred philosophy of fighting is âfeminineâ: assume your opponent is physically stronger and donât try to out-muscle them. (Even if his opponent is much smaller and weaker, like Chilton.) Subterfuge, ambush, sedatives - Hannibal wins his fights by fighting on his own terms. Nevertheless, if a man should come at him with a weapon, he defends himself with perfect adroitness: Tobias, Jack, Masonâs henchmen, etc.
Even some aspects of Hannibalâs relationship with Will would make more sense if he were female. In particular the issue of, well, issue. Hannibal is clearly Not Okay with Will having children with anyone but him. This is somewhat odd for a man, especially one who seems to have never wanted kids before this. But it makes sense for a woman just past menopause: fate finally delivered her dream partner, but itâs too late to have a family. And so Hannibal sets up the dominoes for Margotâs pregnancy to be terminated practically as soon as he learns of it. If he canât have Willâs kids, then no one can. They may be adopted, but they have to be *theirs*.
It also makes sense that when Hannibal discovers Willâs treachery, he goes full Medea on him. Killing the manâs children is common to cultural narratives of wronged women all over the world. Itâs often the only leverage they have over the men, the only way they can exact revenge. Hannibal can take much more than Abigail from Will, but she is the only thing he can take that truly matters.
Bonus exercise for the reader: imagine a version of the show where everything is the same, but Hannibal is played by Meryl Streep.
Or even just swap Mads Mikkelsen & Gillian Anderson places. Let her be Hannah Lecter; let him be Dr. Bennett Du Maurier, her wary shrink. Both the characterization and plot still work almost 100%.
I wrote this before season 3, and I just want to point out something that happened on the show afterwards. We saw Hannibal engage in more stereotypical male combat: protracted, hand to hand, with improvised weapons. Once against Jack and once against The Great Red Dragon.Â
Both times, Hannibal was smaller and physically weaker. In Mizumono, he only got to Jack through cleverness; physically, Jack could throw him around like a rag doll. When they met again in Italy, Jack kicked his ass so thoroughly Hannibal had to save himself by falling out the window and hobbling off. Same with the Red Dragon: had they gone head to head, Hannibal would have been thoroughly pwned.Â
Bryan Fuller described Hannibal and Will fighting to âtwo jackals trying to take down a rhinocerosâ. He might as well have said âtwo women trying to take down a manâ.Â
So are you saying that they are a gay couple who is in the same time a lesbian couple
yes.
I love this. Itâs a womanâs show in so. many. ways.
For me (apropos of nothing), the scene in Antipasto when Prof. Sogliato humiliates Hannibal is EVERYTHING. In that moment, Sogliato is every dick who name checks a badge at an academic conference and dismisses you with a glance. Who doesnât take you seriously because youâre âjustâ a woman. And when he turns around and starts reciting Dante⌠in that moment, he is me and I am not prepared to get too worked up about Sogliatoâs inevitable demise.
#this is fascinating #meta #hannibal #definitely a different perspective #but ever since Javert in BTDATW Iâve loved amzâs perspectives #often different and new but so fitting #I love this one too
holy shit my fandoms are colliding XD thanks @merphslaw
Iâve been thinking about this for a while and itâs interesting when you look at Hannibalâs interactions with the other creeps in the show, he often falls into the womanâs role while they fall into archetype of scumbag guys that harass women.
Franklyn is the âfriendzoneâ guy - he follows Hannibal when heâs shopping, he follows him to the opera, he wants more from their relationship than Hannibal wants to give. He steps over the clear boundaries Hannibal sets. Franklyn has two therapy sessions in Sorbet. Below is their usual seating arrangement. During the second, he tries to force the friend issue again through shared interests and he touches Hannibal (Honestly, itâs amazing that Hannibal didnât nope the fuck out of there back to Europe when Franklyn called them âcheesefolkâ. Anyway, I digress)
This is the seating arrangement in the following session. Hannibalâs moved the chairs so Franklyn canât touch him.
Tobias is the guy that buys you an unwanted drink and thinks you owe him sex. He turns a terrible musician into a cello and âserenadesâ Hannibal. He tries to impress him and force a friendship.
Gideon is the co-worker that takes credit for your work and at the same time thinks he has a shot at a date. Heâs âpeacockingâ for the Ripper when he murders the guards. Hannibal, hilariously, is like ânopeâ and tells the FBI where to find Gideon.
Francis. God, Francis puts Hannibal on a pedestal with the intention of treating him like he treats the mothers in families he murders, he wants to record Hannibal âmeldingâ with the Dragon - just like he does with the mothers.
Each of these creeps end up murdered by Hannibal, through his own hands or by proxy. Female power fantasy indeed.
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Supernatural: âDestiel doesnât exist!â
BBC Sherlock: âJohnlock doesnât exist!â
Hannibal:
âClimate change is real, and so is Hannigram.â - Bryan Fuller â¤
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Y'all do realize the more you call trans kids âtranstrendersâ and that theyâre âfaking itâ the more parents arenât gonna support even Actually Real Dysphoric Trans People, right?
i actually experienced this last summer.
my mom is friends with this trans woman, who was really sweet and she was super cool, but then i tried to come out after my mom expressed how much she liked her trans friend and how amazing she is. i told my mom about my crippling chest dysphoria and how much iâd love to be called by he/him pronouns and my preferred name. i told her about how iâve always felt this way and iâve known since eighth grade.
well the thing is, her friend is a transmed.
my mom is an uninformed person on trans issues, because she didnât really care about them until recently. she took resources from her transmed friend and it ruined my life. she went off about how iâm not really trans because i didnât come out sooner, i have piercings, my hair is always a crazy color, i still like girly things, and my glasses are weird. she kept yelling about how i didnât have dysphoria before, so i obviously have the wrong definition. she told me if i was trans it wouldâve been diagnosed by my therapist already, and it was just a cult bandwagon phase. i was locked away from the outside world for a month.
when my next year of high school rolled around, i was out as trans. my partner provided me with a binder and all was well. i came out to all my peers at the beginning and about halfway through the school year to my teachers. it was quiet, under the table. i told them my mom didnât know and under our school guidelines, they were not allowed to tell my mom that sort of thing. well, one of my teachers ended up being lgbtphobic and i didnât know, and announced to the class that she didnât âagree with the lifestyleâ and that âgay marriage isnât what god wanted.â my mom got an email that day about me being out as trans at school. i wonder who couldâve sent it?
my mom blew up. she was sending me treat after threat because i was a trender, all i did was lie for attention, that i chose to be trans because it was trendy and that real trans people wouldnât flaunt their transness. of course, she got these resources from her transmed friend. she pulled me out of public school and cut my contact with the outside world for three whole months. i didnât get back into school until february.
DO NOT TELL ME THAT PEOPLE WITH DIFFERING OPINIONS ISNT TRANSPHOBIC AND HARMFUL BECAUSE EVEN AS A DYSPHORIC TRANS PERSON, TRANSMEDICALISM HAS RUINED MY HOME, MY FAMILY, AND MY LIFE. I WILL NOT STAND FOR TRANSMEDS OR PEOPLE WHO ALLOW THEIR INTERACTION. THEY ARE EXTREMELY HARMFUL AND NEED TO BE STOPPED BEFORE MORE LIVES ARE RUINED.
I mean: we did this with bi kids and particularly bi girls, right. With people my age.
We got super gatekeepy and âyou must be THIS GAY to ride this identityâ and we complained at length about it being âtrendyâ and how girls only did it to be âcoolâ and to get attention.
And so among other things I know one person I love is, for example, only JUST getting to have her FIRST relationship ever with a woman at slightly older than me because this shit got into her head and she didnât think she was âallowedâ.
So watching people turn the same bullshit on even more vulnerable kids?
This is a problem. This is lateral violence. And it needs to fucking stop.
Let me be clear, even if Transtrending was a thing (I do not think that it is), I would still much rather hear a 15 year old tell me that they thought they were trans and then realized they werenât after a few months of playing with the idea, than hear about a 30 year old who finally transitioned after having a mental breakdown because they spent their life thinking they werenât trans enough and therefore werenât allowed to transition.
Fighting the Transtrender Boogeyman isnât protecting the integrity of trans rights, it just makes the struggle of atypical trans people harder.
THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP
Can cis people reblog?
episode one of the dr. who revival was absolutely balls to the walls. some exec was probably like letâs do something normal that kids and adults will love! and mister russell t davies was like get that shit out of my face immediately. weâre doing an episode on a sentient pile of goo, bad cgi lightning, evil garbage cans, and mannequins with guns, or we riot
and did it work? DID IT WORK??!?!?
IT SURE DID
OZAI CHALLENGED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SON TO A WHAT
ZUKO GOT HIS SCAR FROM WHO
yknow what? mr. firelord i am inviting you to meet me in the fucking agne kai pit and i do not care that i am not an expert firebender and will be facing you with nothing but my wrath and my 2 fists i am going to die historic + i WILL go down calling you a bitch and a chode. thank you in advance.

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In highschool I wrote a story about a middle-generation of stellar travelers. Their parents were born on earth and left as children, and the middle generation will not live long enough to see their destination. They live their entire lives on the ship and I wrote about them trying to find their place in everything. They will never know blue skies and warm beaches and open fields with warm breezes. Theyâll never know birdsong or crickets or frogs. Theyâll never hear the rain on the roof of a dreary day. I never could find the right way to end the story. I wanted it to be a happy ending, but I didnât know how to do it.
I realize now that it was a book about me dealing with depression before I even knew it. Looking back at how blatant the projecting was, itâs obvious now. It wasnât then.
In the story, the middle-generation people are lost. Theyâre apathetic. Theyâre just a placeholder. The only job they have is to keep the ship running, have kids, and die. As the middle generation of people began becoming adults, suicide rates were skyrocketing. Crime and drug rates were jumping. This generation was completely apathetic because they felt that they had no use.
In the story, a small group of people in the middle-generation create the Weather Project. They turn the ship into a terrarium. They make magnificent gardens and take the DNA of animals they took with them and recreate them and they make this cold, metal spaceship that they have to live their entire lives on into a home. They take what little they have and they break it and rearrange it into something beautiful. They take this radical idea and turn the ship into a wonderful jungle of trees and birds and sunshine.
And I realize now how much it reflects my state of mind as I transitioned from a child into an adult while dealing with depression. You always hear âit gets betterâ and âwhen youâre older things will be easierâ and I was so sick of waiting for it to get better. I was in the middle-generation stage. And I was sick of it. I was so sick of waiting.
When I was in highschool I didnât know how to end the story. I didnât know how to have a happy ending. I didnât have the life experience then to finish the story in a meaningful way. I didnât know how to make it better for these middle-generation characters.
But now that Iâm older, Iâm learning. That if you sit and wait for things to get better, it never will. You have to take your life and break it apart and rearrange it into something beautiful. You have to make the cold metal ship into the garden that you deserve. You have to make your own meaning. You have to plant your own garden.
You have to teach yourself that being happy is not a radical idea.
God you guys I never thought this would become so popular đą I was gonna name it The Weather Project after the art installment that inspired it
By Olafur Eliasson
This actually made me a bit teary ngl
So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says weâll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and sheâll be back in a couple of minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, yâknow. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girlâs balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; itâs quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment, she says, confused, âYou didnât pop the balloons.â
To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, âWeâre allowed to pop them?â and immediately turns around and stabs his friendâs balloon with the pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmatesâ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. âI canât believe you didnât pop your balloons.â
Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever
Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didnât get the point across
Thatâs because lord of the flies isnât representative of humanity itâs representative of rich white male shitheads
holy shit
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