the sun no longer sets me free

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

Young Sherlock tripling the cannon interactions between Mycroft and Lestrade. A win for Mystrade shippers everywhere.

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

only like my posts if you want to be part of my pirate crew

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*