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The Muppets s01e01
Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks
Happy Pride Month
Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

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I have not had the best morning. Just found out that my cat Percival has to have emergency surgery to clear out stones in his bladder and urethra. It's gonna be very costly too, so I'm feeling pretty stressed.
Any kind words are appreciated. Just wanted to vent that out to the world I think lol.
I have never been jerked around so much in my entire life. I've been misled by this emergency vet clinic on costs and it really feels like they're trying to line their pockets.
I was told straight out of the gate that it would be $3,500-$4,500 for everything, surgery included which is yikes, pricey, but this is my baby and he's only 6 years old, so I okayed it. I put down the $2,000 deposit for his care and leave my sweet man with these people that I think will take care of him. I get a call 2 hours later saying they need another $3,000 deposit. I was so confused and say I already put down $2,000. They tell me they'll check and hang up. I get a call ten minutes later from the vet stating the surgery requires full payment upfront. I said okay, makes sense. Sent the other $2,000. Next I get another call, this one from the surgeon who says, no they're mistaken, yes, you paid $4,000 but it won't cover everything. This could potentially run up to $6,000 and he might need a second surgery which will cost another $4,000 - $6,000.
I said no.
This wasn't what I okayed, this wasn't what was described to me. I was told everything included, which included the surgery for $3,500 to $4,500. I called another vet clinic. They quoted me $1,500 maximum for the surgery.
I'm here at this clinic to take my baby home for the weekend. His surgery is scheduled for Tuesday at the other place and I never should've brought Percy here. Fuck these lying assholes.
Also, you better bet I got a freaking refund on what funds hadn't been spent yet that I'd deposited. I've never been so angry in my life. This is my pet, this is my baby, my family and you try to take advantage of me? I'm never taking him back here.
I need fat female characters in tv whose weight is inconsequential. It means nothing to the story.
She's fat and gets the guy and no one bats an eye.
She's fat and the hottest chick in the sorority and that's normal.
She's fat and an actress and she gets good roles.
She's fat and she's funny and she has character depth and growth.
She's fat and the main character and no one mentions her weight once.
I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?
let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside

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Made this a few months ago :)
official cephalopod post
Important.
a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design
man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me
turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms
everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know
forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you
This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on
On that note shout out to this guy who sucks
Put yourself in William Proxmire's shoes. You became a United States Senator to fight unnecessary government spending. Do you attack military spending? Of course not: you spend all your time mocking any scientific project you don't understand and urging Congress to cut all their money. Which they often do. If scientific research doesn't have a clear goal and clear economic benefit, it's fake! Certainly making this a institution of pop culture will have no grave historical effects down the line!
He gets off easy sometimes bc the most famous story attached to this - that he tried to shut down funding into screwworm reproduction - is a myth. He didn't do that...because he wasn't a Senator yet when the research happened, he absolutely would have done it if he had been

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go white boy go
THIS WAS SO HOT FOR NO REASON AND THE GLOVESS OH MY GODDDDD IM GETTING IN THAT CAR DRIVERRRR HEHEEHEHEHEHEH
grug dont have to change!
I couldn’t not add Elli. I literally had to add Elli. Happy pride month elli the blood eel

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