i loathe this website

❤❤❤❤❤♡♡♡♡ OUCH!

every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat.

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

frodo’s funeral?

boating accident

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

don’t patronize me

chopped up by the outboard motor blades

weatherboy (derogatory)

op what does this mean

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

World Heritage Post

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

I’d have three nickels.

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

oh ok so when a woman has sex with a man she's straight but when a man does it he's gay. right

it’s fucking misandry

this is actually a symptom of adhd

🌍 omggg i live here

kinda lame my pupils arent tiny pink hearts