epic trumpet solo

she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small

workers of the world... MWAH!

trying to groom an old guy "youre so mature for 50"

stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever

planned obsolescence is out of damn control. there was once a time that a bedframe, any simple bedframe, could withstand the weight of two 300-pound men going at it obscene style, as nature intended. it was furniture made by REAL carpenters. now the darn things can barely withstand a sensual threesome between 3 scrawny lesbian twinks. with the march of capitalism driving the profit incentive over efficiency, now we all have shitty overpriced bedframes and everyone has to suffer the effects of homophobia.