Why yes I am looking for Sarah,

@lookingforsarahjay

Hey! I'm Sal, aka Sally aka Sarah-Jay this is my personal blog and I've had it from at least 2011 so I've said some problematic shit if you go back far enough. But this is mostly sailor moon, fashion, cute shit, humour, social justice, and whatever else strikes my fancy. Costco hoe, shitty dress maker, and all around rad gal

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emmikay

Ilya Rozanov: So, here we are… officially on a date. Romantic date…

Shane Hollander: Yes, we are. No longer hiding… Dating.

Ilya Rozanov: …The outfit Rose helped you pick out. It looks nice.

Shane Hollander: Oh, thanks. You also got a haircut… At some point in your life, I’m sure, that’s not your baby hair. That would be crazy. But, uh, you look very nice.

Ilya Rozanov: Grazie.

Shane Hollander: Do you speak Italian?

Ilya Rozanov: …No.

Shane Hollander: Oh. Uh… Sorry. I know it’s ridiculous because we’ve been together for a decade, but I’m feeling a little awkward.

Ilya Rozanov: (relieved) Yeah, me too.

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laterkiss

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

apatheticfluorescence

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

headspace-hotel

Shakespeare is like this

insufferablepirate

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

lanotteviene

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

lanotteviene

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

threeture

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

tlirsgender

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

tlirsgender

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

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parahumans-online

Wormblr Sexywoman Tournament Finals

Bitch vs Khepri

Bitch

Khepri

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

sassyasses

the only option here is for them to kiss, clearly

parahumans-online

If this ends 50/50 I think it’s totally fair to call it a tie no matter which bar is blue, they deserve it :)

parahumans-online

It's a tie! Give it up for your dual winners, Rachel "Bitch" Lindt and Taylor "Skitter" "Weaver" "Khepri" Hebert!! It's been a hell of a show, thanks for coming everyone ^-^ They're going to go kiss now

(art by my lovely wonderful girlfriend @beckypepsicola !!!)

cheshireinthemiddle

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

thesplendidsnout

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

breadloco

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

jewperduper

So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

So.

Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.

ihatenearlyeverything

the only thing that could top that clip is that story

existennialmemes

poetry-protest-pornography

This is the best one

ruffboi-mags

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

elephino-but-i-need-a-name

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

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500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat

oh yes it's that time of year

secret-abs

I scheduled this a year ago. I was prepared

robaran

insp. / credit

fluentisonus

every day people invent more implausible theories about what those roman dodecahedrons were for

fluentisonus

"before spindles" ❓

moshroom

i understand why folks turn off reblogs on a post but part of me always feels so betrayed by unrebloggable posts on my dash. like oh okay shops closed? just when i get to the door

derinthescarletpescatarian

OP has the option to do something so funny to this post

tallahasseemp3

biopics need to go back to hating their subject like the social network. enough puff pieces. spend 2 hours making me hate that guy and have the subject be so mad at the existence of the movie that it only makes people want to see it more. activate pvp mode and don't waste my fucking time

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sandersstudies

“Kids shouldn’t have to know about that.”

Okay so actually letting a serious topic be vague and confusing is much more scary for a child than explaining it in calm language they can understand.

aurorialwolf

good time for the sesame street guide (obv for a narrower set of circumstances than OP is talking about but it's still a decent base for some of what that phrase is used for)

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

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