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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
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"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"
[I'm waking up] I feel it in my hips, enough to make Wal-Mart stocks dip. Welcome to the shrimp case, to the shrimp case. Radiation from space, up in my face.
Woah-oh-oh-oh oh, woah-oh-oh-oh shrimp's RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE!
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I will always reblog this
still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago
excuse me but it still feels revolutionary
Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.
For context: this came out in 2011 in Australia. Same-sex marriage would not be legalized until December 2017.
It was only legalized in 8 US states (the 8th only a few months before), and wouldn’t be legalized nation-wide until 2015.
It was only legal in TEN COUNTRIES in 2011. We wouldn’t hit 20 countries until 2017. (Australia was 23rd)
As of today (April 14, 2026), I believe only 38 countries have fully legalized same-sex marriage. Out of somewhere around 200 countries in the world. That’s only ~19% of countries.
This is still revolutionary.
they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam
it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao
like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.
"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality
"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"
2020:
Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.
Copper, you say? High quality, perhaps?
Tumblr's refusal to let this man die needs to be studied.
I'm all for it, of course, bc it's hilarious, but also why.
I think this post from @theabstruseone sums it up pretty well.
flip side of this is that any random normal person among us right this second and alive today could wind up being an archeological phenomenon centuries from now in a similar way to old Ea
Electronic records won't last, my readers had better start sending me clay tablets threatening to hunt me for sport
chisel them yourself coward
CHISEL a clay tablet??
Inscribe them yourself coward*
Ugh, fiiine
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Let's kill this guy with mama.
What’s your stance on crock pots?
confident. bold and triumphant. proud
nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork
jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think
you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering
oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally
For anyone who needed to see her in motion.
there’s just something about the word cock that makes me think of penis
STOP!!!!
this is acgually a symptom of ADHD
SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A TUMBLR POST
Do not scroll up. This makes mustard gas
Fact Check:
Mustard is a Condiment, not a Gas.
Source
knowing when not to open the comments is a skill
internet soft skills
not opening the comments
letting people be wrong
letting people be wrong about YOU
letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)
knowing when your input isn't needed
spotting bot comments
block button
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Little shifter Rumi with her mamas
Now replace "feed" with "bomb" and people who objected to it would start supporting it.
The cruelty is the point.
