I actually love the song Yankee Doodle because the lyrics seem like complete fucking nonsense to modern ears. you hear it as a kid and it's like oh dope the Wiggles made a sequel to Jabberwocky. but you look it up and "Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni" is actually 18th century British for "Americans all want to be hipster twinks but they're too poor and stupid to do it right." and to top it off Americans in general were just like "this is unironically a bop"

Official Post of Massachusetts

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)