My cousin Throckmorton died?????

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

Dude my roommate fucking hates it when we're hanging out naked on the couch and I start crawling my hand on him like a spider and call it mr spider and when he tells me to cut it out get really sad and start saying shit like "But Mr Spider LOVES to crawl on you!" and when he grabs my wrist to remove mr spider it breaks free and then starts crawling around even faster, and jumping, too,

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you