~Does Karamatsu Matsuno is Gay?~

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

please

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

discord has turned people into wild animals

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who