Born For Trouble, Poised For Action

Living with a mammal must be so LOUD for rocky. all that blood rushing, all those joints creaking, muscle fibers contracting, intestines groaning and swooshing, synovial fluid popping. the slick swivel of eyeballs every single time grace moves his eyes. the whumbump of his heart, constant. how fine is rocky’s hearing? can he hear the click of grace’s glottis opening before he speaks? can rocky hear the crackle of his alveoli exchanging gas? maybe, he thinks, if he listens closely enough he can hear the electrical impulses of grace’s grey matter as he dreams :)

Fellow white people did you know there's this cool youtube hack where you go out of your way to watch videos made by Black people. And suddenly your video recommendations will have loads of cool new channels. And then you realise youtube was literally hiding videos made by Black people from you because they assumed you wouldn't be interested

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

Monogamous people with dozens of exes and the most horrifying relationship history you've ever heard of in your entire life: "Well I just can't support polyamory, because those relationships never work out"

call that attending an Executive Function

No midroll ads and it’s just a polite man playing hitman with meditative music in the background this is actually just insane enough to be my new favorite thing to fall asleep to

“Now I will drop this man here and quietly snap his neck. The Mackerel claims its first victim” okay I’m here for life.

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider