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That feel when you need a ten minute break from your coworkers and you can’t post on any other social media about it because they are your friends. Fuck me.
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That feel when you need a ten minute break from your coworkers and you can’t post on any other social media about it because they are your friends. Fuck me.

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An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter
source
<older man and older woman chatting amiably at a table, their conversation is just on the edge of intelligible>
Denise: Oh, hello!
Bill: We were just talking about you kids.
D: I’m Denise Heberle (HEB-er-lee)…
B: And I’m Bill Goodman.
D: Together we’ve been fighting fascism for over 50 years.
B: And so much has changed over those 50 years, such as the ingredients to a successful firebomb!
D (cheerily): And the glass that bank windows are made of!
B: But there’s one thing that hasn’t changed over 50 years, something that is so important to tell you kids who are new to this movement.
Both: Shut the fuck up.
D: You’re sitting in the police transport van after a protest?
B: Shut the fuck up. In a holding cell, with your comrades?
D: Shut the fuck up. Cop knocks on your door?
B: Shut the fuck up.
D: Texting on an unsecured device?
B: Shut the fuck up. Pulled over by the cops after a protest?
D: Shut the fuck up. Cop just asking about your day?
B: Shut the fuck up. Feds call your mom?
D: Tell your mother to shut the fuck up.
B: Now. Repeat after me. When the cops come calling, what do you do?
(Cut to Bill standing with eight kids)
Kids: Shut the fuck up!
(Cut to Card:
“Shut The Fuck up A Public Service Announcement from
NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD
Detroit & Michigan Chapter”)
Dog owners please be aware.
REBLOG THIS PLEASE
This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.
Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(
Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:
What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.
A list of brands and products containing xylitol
whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

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If you add a bunch of extra shit and symbols or your own comments or unreadable fonts to YouTube video captions I’m mad at you right now specifically.
“Caption editor’s note” NO
Stop it with your dumb “keikaku means plan” bullshit and just write what is said, that’s it
“Goat, standing on top of a barn, in response to the little girl: *screams*”
“*floodgates of his laughter finally open, laughing continues*”
JUST WRITE GOAT. JUST WRITE LAUGHS. This isn’t fuckin descriptive audio, it’s captions! Don’t write things that are visible! It’s not an essay with a 500 word minimum, it’s an accessibility tool! Don’t be a shit!
“I wRiTe LiKe ThIs To ExPrEsS a FuNnY vOiCe!”
NO. DON’T. It’s hard to fucking read! Say *distorted* or *sarcastic* if it’s actually significant to know! Don’t make shit harder than it is!
“(i agree uwu)”
Go to the FUCKING comments section if you have shit to say! It’s confusing to put it in the captions! You’re not fucking cute!
Bringing this back because apparently y’all didn’t pay attention the first time! Captions are an accessibility tool for those who are d/Deaf, hard of hearing, non-native speakers, or have audio processing problems, they are NOT a place for you to dick around and add commentary. It is not funny or cute; it makes it more difficult to understand what’s going on. Quite seriously fuck you if you know you’re doing this and continue to do it.
Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.
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on this day, 13 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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Please help! I have 32hrs to pay my overdue rent!!
Wednesday, April 27th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who is in urgent need of help as I'm really struggling to pay my rent of £228.66, which is due on Friday 29th.
As most of you are already aware from my previous posts, I have been struggling financially these past few months due to my welfare benefit (Universal Credit) being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental/physical health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as my application for Disability (PIP) was declined despite recently being diagnosed with PCOS & MDD. And due to Covid, I have been waiting for a DWP health assessment, which is to assess my ability to work, and due to this, my debt from overdue bills is piling up which has made it difficult to pay my rent and utilities.
And I know this is a huge ask, and I'm completely heartbroken to be asking for help again, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to, and I'm not due to receive my welfare of £317 until the 29th, but it isn't enough to cover my rent, utilities, bills and groceries. However, if I can cover my rent, I'll worry about the rest later.
If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.
£50.63/£230!!
Go to paypal.me/GemzyM and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Brave little kitty
Mömther I hath seen the Darkness that moveth at the edge of our World, just beyond your human perception. And It saw me
*between kisses to the top of my cat's tiny head* you are disgusting! You're despicable! You shouldn't exist! You're a monument to scientific hubris! You will be the downfall of humanity! I love you!
1 like = 1 exclamation of her evilness
1 reblog = 1 kiss to the top of her tiny disgusting little head
disney employees are starting a full week of walkouts leading to their big walkout on march 22nd, 2022. they’ve asked people to not use disney products during this week. (no disney+, hulu, espn, playing games, watching videos, reviewing/blogging about any of their IP, no going to the parks). this is a targeted and timed action you can concretely participate in.
they’re asking people to also support by using those hashtags and to sign their petition in solidarity.
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Tuesday Break Walkout Tuesday, March 15, 2022 3:00 PM - 3:15 PM
Wednesday Break Walkout Wednesday, March 16, 2022 3:00 PM - 3:15 PM
Thursday Break Walkout Thursday, March 17, 2022 3:00 PM - 3:15 PM
Friday Break Walkout Friday, March 18, 2022 3:00 PM - 3:15 PM
Monday Break Walkout 2 Monday, March 21, 2022 3:00 PM - 4:10 PM
Tuesday Full Walkout Tuesday, March 22, 2022 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM
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Priory of the Orange Tree?
I haven’t read it but it has been recommended to me before. It’s lesbian high fantasy, right?
hi i vaguely remember you putting up a software that can download entire spotify catalogues but i cant find the post. what was the name of the software?
Lidarr: learn it, use it, love it.

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