It’s summer so I have to once again remind myself there are people who actually thrive in these temperatures and not merely tolerate it.

I need something pornographic to happen to me soon

@ralfmaximus

please do not'a remake my game don't do it do not remake my'a game

they already did, mario. on the ds

Thank you.

why do you look like that

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

@creatures-in-posts creatur meeting….

Confirmed creature posts

they need to stop making hockey romance tv shows theres already a hockey romance tv show its been going for 74 years and its called the national hockey league its really bad dont watch it

the hurricanes won because rod earned the goodwill of the universe by sending out dmen for the final shootout against philly in the regular season to help us beat them and thus clinch the playoffs. and also because the canes are built on the corpses of flyers players and management and reporters. and also probably because torts used the same goalie for the entire fucking playoffs LMFAOOOOOOO

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

Forth base is dying in front of you

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.