do you understand me in a cute way or in a scary way

“I asked chat GPT” yeah we can tell

the jump punch like a critical hit in minecraft

jeff carter traded to cbj for 2011 third round (among others) -> flyers draft nick cousins with the 2011 third round pick -> cousins gets traded to arizona for a 2018 fifth round pick (and others) -> flyers draft sam ersson with the 2018 fifth round pick -> ersson traded for woll and benoit

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself