a midnight bowl of cereal

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

ID: a message that says "monday at 7PM sounds great! do you guys have a parking lot or should i bring my own?", with predictive text suggesting the OP ask "should i bring my own". ID

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information