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Black Lives Matter protest in Helsinki today June 3rd 2020, photo credits to Ville Lampinen, David Mac Dougall and Kaisa Matikainen on Twitter.
I was sadly not able to attend but damn Helsinki, good job. ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
Keep fighting. No justice, no peace.
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This is important hello (x)
Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.
I will probably reblog this once a day
Reblog. Always reblog.
Studio Ghibli ♡
★ popman3580 | キキいろいろ ☆ ⊳ kiki and others (ghibli crossover) ✔ republished w/permission
Please reblog, this is so important.
I needed this
Is this foreal?
Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:
reblog to save lives!
You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org
My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!
^^^^^THIS
get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.
I never knew this. It’s spectacular.
((I’ve texted these guys a few times, they’re really great.))
i’ve text them . about my tainted ass relationship & she really listened . she was great 🧡
To be clear, I only know of this as U.S. service.
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pixel art by waneella
Screenshot, reposted over and over.
this is false, as the space is created by a layer of glass. some mirrors do not have this layer of glass, and fail this “test” even though they’re just mirrors. here are some tips on how to tell if a mirror is fake:
a 2-way mirror literally has to be set into the wall because it’s not a mirror, it is a window. most normal mirrors are hanging on the wall, not set into it.
you can use a flashlight to shine on the mirror, if it’s a 2-way you’ll be able to see right through it.
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
Please. I need something to make it through this,month
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Attack on Titan FRAGANCE
By: Kozuha
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JKR: Dumbledore is the only gay character in the Harry Potter series
Devon and Alfred:
Well, fuck me.
I’ve found it.
I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.
Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.
I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.
Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.
Reblogging again for that last addition.
Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME
Everyone: What the fuck
Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal
Some silhouettes! :D Took a bit to get these done, backgrounds are hard! XD Yuri will be the postcard of the month for patrons at 20 dollars or more <3
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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.
My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.
This was 14 years ago.
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.
“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.
They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.
Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.
Reblog to save a life
HOLY SHIT. THIS IS CRAZY.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
I AM A 911 CALLTAKER AND I CAN AFFIRM THIS IS A THING. I AM ALLOWED TO BREAK PROTOCOL FOR THIS.
ALSO, IF YOU DON’T FEEL COMFORTABLE “ORDERING A PIZZA,” CALL AND LEAVE AN OPEN LINE. WE WILL STAY ON WITH YOU AND FIND YOUR LOCATION BASED ON GPS AND SEND SOMEONE. I HAVE DONE THIS MORE TIMES THAN NOT. WE ARE HERE TO HELP.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KNOW YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
Erin bless you for adding to this.
Ion fuck with police but here for my followers who do
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