anyway *dissociates*

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

do the thing. believe me. not doing the thing will kill you, not facing the thing will haunt you.

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

socializing works a little bit like a car battery and alternator. if you continue to make yourself go out and do things, your social alternator makes it infinitely more manageable for you to continue to go out and do things. if you let yourself be completely idle for too long, the alternator doesn't get to keep charging your battery and eventually it runs completely down and it's nearly impossible to go out and do stuff with a dead social battery. you can always get it jumped again by a friend who's willing to do so, but as with a real car battery it's kind of a whole Thing and the first time out with a jumped battery is still really shaky and weird and anxiety-inducing and all of this could've been avoided if you'd just gone to the arcade or whatever

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

This is completely ignoring the vital connection between pad wings and your public hairs.

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

all kawaii on the western front

I legit had tears in my eyes when I first read the news. I'm so ashamed of this country, of its people. May he rest in peace and may the bastards who did this pay.