anyway *dissociates*

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

This is completely ignoring the vital connection between pad wings and your public hairs.

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

all kawaii on the western front

I legit had tears in my eyes when I first read the news. I'm so ashamed of this country, of its people. May he rest in peace and may the bastards who did this pay.

once again BEGGING you all to shower and brush your teeth before going out in public, especially if you need to ride public transport!!!! please!!!!

like to be clear i enjoy many things that are bad. but if they were bad and big, that would be a problem. a bad show/film/book is inoffensive to me. a bad show/film/book that is being given endless accolades makes me feel like there's women in my yellow wallpaper

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more