i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

my writing gland is purple and swollen

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

god complex this, victim complex that… I have an underground complex, it’s where I perform my evil and fucked up experiments

but one sip of dr pepper allow.s me to shed light into the darkness in which the devil resides.…

when your friend asks if you have any plans like nope just me and the skull lol

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