Temitoka

billy joel would be nothing without his precious arms

whew, that was a great evil speech I just gave the hero in my private office. now for a quick glance over at the intercom button, doubt there'll be any surprises

its a dog eat horse world

everywhere i go bitches always know charlie kirk is just like urkel from my tv show

medieval rapper named Sir McSalot

driver tier list s: screw a: pile c: nvidia f: drunk

just fucked the tickle monster

Ok, I’ll admit it: I could never really get into Justin Bieber’s music. Is that just me?

i may look normal, but i actually just got blown into a smithereen

oh man, that was an awesome post i just made. everyones loving that one, tons of notes! but hmm... you know what would make this post go from good to great? if i edited it to replace the entire thing with a picture of a stupid fucking white man

when will the simpsons address homers oafish demeanor

what if we were a videogame boss duo where one of us became enraged and powered up when the other was killed <3 <3 <3

at the bar with the gang 3 minutes into a rant about puny earthlings and you remember you brought your human buddy along 🤦‍♀️

as a kid you never really appreciate how funny the concept of "scooby snacks" is